Friday, December 12, 2008

Chuck Norris and Dota

Hindi ako fan ni Chuck Norris pero tuwang tuwa talaga ako sa mga "facts" tungkol sa kanya. Isa sa mga favorite sites ko yung Chuck Norris Facts, tawa ako ng tawa nung nabasa ko yun. Ilan sa mga favorite ko dun eh yung:
  • Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Sa sobrang sikat nitong facts na to, pati sa Dota eh meron na ring Chuck Norris facts! Bat kaya di nila ginawang hero sa dota yun? Haha. Imba siguro! Ito ang ilan sa mga nakakatawang facts:

  • Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Death!!
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tormented.
  • Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.
  • Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.
  • Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.
  • Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.
  • All images run away from Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris gangs alone.
  • Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.
  • Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.
  • Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!
  • Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.
  • Using Regeneration rune with Chuck Norris makes all players loose hp & mana, even friends.
  • Chuck Norris can make triple kill on 2v2.
  • Chuck Norris can get a double kill in a 1v1 game.
  • Chuck Norris can use Hunter in the Night at day.
  • Chuck Norris can catch Beastmaster's axes and throw them back at his face.
  • Void became faceless after Chuck Norris tore it off with his bare hands.
Ang complete list andito: http://www.dota-wiki.com/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris

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